be on time
pay your bets
help look for balls
it's not stupid if it works
tee up behind the markers
treat everyone with dignity
only complain to the marshals
tee off and putt when it's your turn
you're not good enough to get that angry
don't give unasked swing advice on the course
leave the course in a better condition than you found it
practice swings rarely help
be ready when it's your turn
enter scores enroute to the next tee
read greens from the moment you arrive
park between the green and the next tee
search your pockets before reaching the tee box